big dumb moon face 6.



i don't know you but i want to write down everything you have ever said

if we combine our keys, we will have a lot of keys to houses that aren't our own

if every house has three couches then we will have a lot of couches to sleep on


if you can't fit inside of a laundry basket

then it is o.k.

let's flip it upside down and put the cat inside

the cat is repelled by laughter

be quiet and keep chest movement to a minimum


let's collect all the things we have killed and put them in a cigar box

let's hope we don't have anything to put in the cigar box


why do cats keep purring when they

are unhappy i wish i was that smart

i don't really know


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